But beyond the intro, I do have an IMPORTANT STATUS REPORT to...report:
The server the website is hosted on may be going offline in the near future. This downtime is not definite yet, but it could last up to two or three months if it does happen. There is no mirror available, but everything will be backed up and online again as soon as possible.
Assuming LiveJournal's servers don't explode, you can check this journal for status reports if the server does go down.